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(7/23/2003) From 7/27/2003 NY Times What is the point of this ad? How many qualified candidates don't know that Judith Rodin stepped down? How many qualified candidates don't know how to show "expression of interest"? How would this work?
[Scene: Dr. Qualified U. Prez is flippin' through the Times] Dr. P: WAAAA??? What's this! A job opening? Who knew! What is this Penn ...? I'd better get it together and update my "expression of interest" letter. Could this be just a ploy? But I'm sure the pool of candidates hasn’t already been selected though. They just advertised right? This ad shows that anyone can apply! Anyone reading the Times!!
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(7/06/2003) I had a Piggy (of MTV Road Rules fame) sighting a week ago when I was rollin’ with my homie in the I.D. sippin’ on gin and juice (or maybe I was sippin’ on a milk tea and he a strawberry slushy). Anyway, we rolled right by Piggy’s office headquarters and spotted her by the door in a smoking stance dressed in all black. Mind you anti tobacco activist Piggy was not smoking. I just have trouble picturing her without her trusty ciggy in hand.  Six arms: Possible service rebound? The Six Arms has never had fast service, but for the last couple of times I've been there the service was extraordinarily slow. It once took about 1 hour to get an order of tater tots. On a different occasion, our order was completely forgotten. Yesterday, I had a craving for tater tots and the Six Arms is one of the few places that I know of which serves them. So I went to there again prepared with the NY Times. This time, however, I got my food so quickly that I didn't know what to do with myself. Has the service improved? I hope so! (7/03/2003) I ♥ Fidelity How does Fidelity manage to rise to the top? They simply don’t foul up as every other financial company does. Fidelity offers every fund one would want and cheap commissions for equities and bonds; they do not charge numerous needless fees. Transactions are easily accomplished with one phone call and they are willing to get the transaction done without you having to yell. The only misses are their lack of commodities trading and a banking facility. Supporting MS Money makes data collection easy and trading via WAP has that oh-so-important geek-chic to it. Help! My kick-ass Audi needs something extra and rice stickers are just the ticket. But what stickers belong on this masterpiece of German engineering. Send me the perfect katakana. Thanks. (7/02/2003) Canadian drivers beware!  Mr. 3.2 CL Type Rice will soon be picking up his car from the shop. The car with its new speed enhancing, action package body kit leaves competitors eating fumes from its tiny exhaust pipe. "Sorry...I'm not installing a garbage can exhaust..." DuDu says. WHATEVER! Obviously Mr. Rice incorrectly presumes that he has no need for speed! Please help him out by sending large Japanese stickers which will not only make his car faster but also identify it in case he forgets that it's an ACURA.   You call this rice? Where's the big wing?? What's the DEAL with ... ??? What's the deal with Scarecrow Video !?!? Rentals are due back at 7pm. Why 7pm? Because no one can get off work, fight the rush hour traffic, and get there on time! (6/30/2003) Road Rules South Pacific: Prediction: Abe will get kicked off for fighting. The rest of the team will be too incompetent to complete the missions and two more people will have to be voted off. 
Surf Girls:
One person should get kicked off per episode!
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